Friday, April 20, 2012

Five Friday Facts


1 - I have a new aversion to eggs and my coffee tastes like crap today – 3 different attempts with three very different cups. What the heck is going on with my taste buds?  Do people not hoping they are pregnant think this way?? ha

2 - I got a glowing job review today. Wow – I must be one heck of an actress. That's all I have to say 'bout that.
 
3 - I’m torn about posting anything regarding Infertility Awareness Week on FB. On one hand, I think it would make people realize they suck sometimes in the things they say to me and others AND it would def. bring awareness to our plight – I heart the theme DON’T IGNORE.  But, am I really ready to tell the world my BIZNISS!?

4 - I had a minor scare this week that one of my besties who isn’t really ready to have kids and not trying not preventing (read as she will probably get pregnant before me) might be with child. Alas, false alarm but OMG I was a wreck. I hate myself for that.

5 - I gave a VERY pregnant lady the hairy eyeball last night in the salon. She was getting highlights. Now mind you, I know it was probably her last ditch effort to do something nice for herself and make herself feel better and look nice for her impending birth BUT someone told her she looked cute.  And her response, NO I’M HUGE. Well yes dumb pregnant lady risking her child’s health for pretty hair, that’s because you have a human being inside your uterus. UUUUUMKAY?  (In my defense, I get highlights every 7 weeks and have no idea how I would survive 9 months without them but I am still torn on this subject since any risks I take will have to be measured by the astronomical amount of time, energy and money it will have taken for me to be in said predicament).  I’m not sure what pissed me off more – that she WAS in fact very cute pregnant or that she was complaining.   

Happy Friday - I guess.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

WTH Wednesday


I have been nauseous, light headed and cramping for three days straight. But nope NOT PREGNANT. Not even close.  WTH


My therapist got irritated with me at this weeks’ session– actually threw her head back, yelled and acted like she was pulling her hair out. Uuuum yeah, and I thought going was supposed to make me feel better. WTH


My mom emailed me ANOTHER photo of someone’s baby. How many times do I have to ask her not to do this before I go completely batshitcrazy ?! WTH


I just finished a great book. The plot – a girl who cheats on her fiancé with his best friend and ends up…yep, you guessed it PREGNANT. And even better, with TWINS! WTH


On a recent weekend beach trip, I actually felt sorry for two young moms with little ones because they couldn’t lay in the sand, drink beer and nap and read trashy magazines. WTH is wrong with me?


For two brief seconds today, I considered not trying this month so I can zip line, white water raft and ride horses during our trip to Aspen next month. WTH